Tell me if this isn’t ridiculous
Possibly the most laugh-inducing, cringe-worthy yet practical product ever contrived by the ingenosity that is of Mum.
An idea I’m sure most pumping mothers have toyed with whilst sitting immobile in a quiet room feeling like a bovine on a dairy farm hooked up to a milking machine (complete with loud, sucking sound effects). But one lovely lady named Wendy took matters into her own hands and boldly went where no sane mother had ever dreamt of going before: actually making one. And here it is. Look away now if you’re easily embarassed and/or male:
Pumpease: a hands-free pumping device that acts like a strapless bra holding the “pumping horns”.
“Made from an 88% polyester/12% spandex high-performance technical fabric, PumpEase™ will hold your pump in place as securely for your 1000th pumping session as it did for your 1st.” They come in an array of sizes and fittings, in a retro ’60s polka dot pattern that will no doubt satisfy even the most fashion-conscious (…!).
“Pumping is a breeze with Pumpease!” – not coming to a store near you anytime soon. Thankfully.
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